Posted: November 8, 2013 in accesories, art, fashion, nyc, shoes, Uncategorized
Tags: Aldo, heels, high heels, Marsèll, Moma, Pierre Hardy, platforms, stilettos, YSL, Yves Saint Lauren, Yves Saint Laurent
Heels and Booties: The eight reasons I need more heels.
I love living the high life in platforms and stilettos. Up until about two years ago, I was a “boot or die” type of chick for 2 reasons:
1. I love the feel of clunking around like a badass and
2. Have you ever seen Miss Congeniality? Yeah, that’s me in heels.
Before my epiphany, I was lucky if I had a single pair of 3 inch heels in my closet (true fashion savants everywhere are crying blasphemy, bitch!) And then one day, I was reading some famous tall chick’s comment about truly loving her height and not caring if she ended up 6’1 in heels next to her 5’10 date…Ladies and gentlemen, the monster inside of me awoken. That being said, I still need to really take it to a new level and invest in my true amazon princess stature! Especially since seasonal sales are just around the corner (shop smart, just not S-Mart.)
Without further adieu, here are the eight reasons my cutie patooty needs more heels:
Aldo with Marc Jacob’s fingerless gifty gloves.
Aldo with Marc jacobs gifty gloves
Let’s start with a the perfect beginner heel. If I frack these up, the repair will probably cost more than just buying a new pair but the platform 6-inch heel gives a sense of stability while the color screams “Hell yeah, I’m wearing bitch heels.”. Suede…maybe? Totally comfy though and a conversation piece if worn with the right outfit. Reason for new heels? I need to upgrade them to the more adult party-girl fab heel, ones that the repair costs a mere 10% of the original price.
- Aldo round 2.
Moo with a side of diet coke and swatch dogs
Baby’s first stiletto. Same reasons above but these totally earn “keep me” points for the funky cowhide ‘n’ paint design. These scream ready for the “red bottom ankle killers of glory.” Louboutin! Kill me with your frack-me pump ecstasy – I beg you!
- Saychelles. Really? Chunky heels that pre-date the decision to get my height on. Totally adorable and perfect for the librarian look, or a messy, frat style, Halloween party. But, that being said, they are well over 5 years old and have yet to visit the cobbler. It’s time to revamp this oldie-but-goody with a lil Marc Jacobs or Prada take on the heeled Mary Jane. Better yet? Chanel…because every woman needs Chanel, and this is not an opinion, this is an empirical fact.
The “where’s Waldo” for fashion heels.
Ah, the chunky business-sensible with a hint of style high heel…Jeffrey Campbell makes the same pump with a helluvalot more punk rock attitude while keeping it high and business-savvy…Keep in mind, I work in the entertainment business so our business “casual” is actually business “#awesomesauce” (Jessica Radloff, this reference is for you!)
Yeah, that’s a beanie baby.
Designer, yes. Fabulous, definitely. But! The clownirific witchy heel could stand to gain some inches. Not judging, just saying. An absolute staple in my closet which means I, of course, need something equally as versatile and utilitarian as this heel, but with a bit more flash. This only makes my list because we all need more than one go-to pair. I mean, really.
As much as the “simple pull-on bootie with pizazz” rocks, can I truly survive with a single color? Easy to put on? Check. Stylish? Check. Goes with Jeans? Totes. Again, I need at least one other pair in this easy, but fabulous, style…it’s common sense!
- Pierre Hardy.No, really! Classy, gorgeous, and the perfect reason I need more. I can’t wear these with every cocktail dress in my closet, and they are a pair that will last me YEARS. I cannot tell you how many pairs of this style I’ve discovered in my mom’s closet from many decades ago. Glittery and simple, that’s what we all want! But we could all use a pair like this that’s more era-centric. I need a “Hansel’s so hot right now” cocktail heel.
- Yves Saint Laurent.
The Messiah in shoe form.
For no other reason than this is my favorite designer label of all time so I must have more, more, more of it. It’s the perfect label for “chic with a hint of edge.”
XOXO, until next time!
P.S. – working to document all that I own to find the holes- chime in and comment here or email me at email@example.com
P.P.S. – the trick to not pulling a Miss Congeniality? HEELS THAT FIT!
P.P.P.S – Apologies for all the Sci-Fi references… AKA bonus points if you fracking get it!
Posted: November 6, 2013 in accesories, fashion
Tags: accesories, Custom jewelry, flirty, fun, girly, glitter, jewelery, Origami Owl, product review
Product Review Wednesday is here!!! And the silence? Finally Gone. I couldn’t be more excited to post after such a long hiatus. I’ve missed you all dearly. But before I share my closet with you, here is a brief blurb on Origami Owl as I discovered their necklaces recently and they make me wanna swoon like a school girl running into a shirtless Benedict Cumberbatch. The bangs, the eyes, the quirky sense of self- oh wait, I’ve digressed into Ben’s charms when I should be sharing about these other glistening charms.
SO the Set Up: My Mom was one of the many amazing keynote speakers during this years’ LA’s Ultimate Women’s Expo, October 26-27th 2013. Since this fell on a weekend, I jumped at the chance to play my mom’s “hardcore” bodyguard- in other words, save my dad from the sea of women (and some fabulous cross dresser’s) that would inevitably hit on his adorable Italian patooty. There were some great booths including free massages around every corner. I should have paused to get a massage, but I was running late – downtown LA ladies…on a Saturday…at the end of the month?!?! (You know I missed out on some underground warehouse label sales!) And yes, My mom and I totally matched- without discussing beforehand!
The Discovery: A supportive fan came up to my mom after her Q & A and offered her a personal locket. Eh, a locket? WRONG. This thing is fabulous, and the reinvention of the charm necklace/bracelet- you know what I’m talking about. Blingtastic and a show stopper, plus totally customizable so you can princess it up, or goth it out (Ehem). Don’t believe me? Check out their website at http://www.origamiowl.com/ to check out all the options- believe me, spend 15 minutes and you might just explode with all the “I wantzzzzzzz” . Hint: Holiday season is approaching and this self design locket is REASONABLY PRICED! I KNOW!!!!!
Gift your sorority sis, Mom, or Yourself. Best part, it’s also a fun site to just window shop in because there are just so many cute friggin charms.
:::::: And my action shot which proves I’m in desperate need of Pressed Juicery, H2O and some decent lotion (OH PLEASE send your recommendations!) ::::::
Posted: April 2, 2013 in fashion, Uncategorized
Hot or not? Went shopping at Barneys and this was one of the outfits I threw together in the dressing room. What do YOU think?
It’s the Thursday beforehand 30th birthday so of course I wanted to roll out of bed and wear all black. Instead, I opted for way too much orange (because whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed….
…just like me!)
We have a now defunct brand Ralph Lauren Rugby plaid motorcycle jacket, chaser casual sweater over a Mauro Grifoni tee, some tangerine loving Henry and Belle skinny bootie tights…errr, um, jeans, and some extra tall hue socks and frye boots. All with a hint of golden skulls courtesy of my scarf.
So class, I may be getting older, but I definitely brought my sunshine wear to the party…and some fragile hair to boot. Xoxo,
-Your Suicidal Fashionista that needs some retail therapy.
For my appearance on The Talk Wednesday, I headed to Barneys to find the perfect top. Can you figure out which one I picked? I also closed down the store
And because I love to get a little goofy, I took the chance to do so in these fab Helmut Lang pantaloons. Body by Physique 57!
I was dying to wear my Marsèll booties in white…
But the truth is, I run around so much in the office that I opted for frye boots to save my ankles. Chartreuse J Brands, a Chaser sweater , a lucky brand jean jacket to tie in with my boots, a sprinkle of attitude and Oliver Peoples sunglasses.
The celebrity apprentice muppet got a bit fresh with me!
A little attitude to get your Tuesday started with a bang.
xoxo, your suicidal fashionista!
It’s Friday. It’s pay day. And it’s my 100th post so I need your help to figure out what to spend my well earned cash on. Today, I’m going back to the standby easy peasy post-workout outfit of J Brand Maria jeans in black, Frankie Morello combat boots and my cozy, oh so perfect for the potential downpour of LA rain, sweatshirt by Wildfox. Topped off with a simple side ponytail and Oliver Peoples sunglasses. Comfy and colorful and perfect for a relaxed Friday.
But as you can see, my wardrobe needs some new life to it. What must-have pieces can you suggest? As I hunt for something, I find myself drawn towards more wildfox:
But really, I just feel like adding a little punk into my wardrobe as spring approaches. Perhaps some UNIF?
Let me know what you think or if you have any suggestions for items to add to my wardrobe! And by tonight, I’ll let you know what I decided!